1) Cast a ritual circle in your living room. The more complicated and outlandish, the better.
2) Check the couch cushions for spare change.
3) Using your ritual blade, open a door in the circle.
4) Go to the grocery store and buy some damned pizza pillows.
5) Preheat the oven.
6) Cook some pillows!
7) WAIT! (They’re hot!)
8) Eat some motherfucking pizza pillows.
9) Do a cleansing because pizza pillows are fucking nasty.