Dear Santa…

Dear Santa,

This year I’ve been busy!

In September I gave mrj15 a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Sunday I pulled over and changed f8‘s flat tire (15 points). Last Thursday I set plaidder‘s puppy on fire (-66 points). In August I bought porn for happydog (-10 points). Last Wednesday I helped eumenide hide a body (-173 points).

Overall, I’ve been naughty (-239 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!


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I seem to think that the punishment might be its own reward…